o PETA is after you for dying all of your cats black.
o You have an actual skeleton in your closet.
o You frequently post selfies wearing vampire teeth.
o Your music collection consists of organ music and the Michael Jackson “Thriller” album.
o You think candy corn is one of the four food groups.
o Instead of a wok, you prefer to cook in a cauldron.
o You own more fright wigs than Dolly Parton.
o You take your kids trick-or-treating and you come home with more candy than they do.
o You’re positively giddy with excitement that Cutting Edge Haunted House is opening this weekend! Yeah!