Dashing through the Dark at the Cutting Edge

Cutting Edge Haunted House in Fort Worth is ready to Jingle your Bells this Friday the 13th!

Forget sugarplums, candy canes, cheery Christmas music and sickly sweet smiles. Let the real SPIRIT of Christmas send shivers up and down your spine at Cutting Edge Haunted House this Friday the 13th of December at a very special Nightscare Before Christmas extravaganza!

And as you’re dashing through the dark, don’t forget to hum our little Christmas ditty, sung to the tune of Jingle Bells:

Dashing through the dark
Overwhelmed by fear,
See the chainsaws spark
Cutting Edge is here!
Hear the zombies play
A frightful melody
How they love to chase us all
In four part harmony!

Oh!
Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge,
We’re so glad you’re back!
We can’t wait to run and scream
And have a heart attack!

Oh!
Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge,
Scare us till we cry!
Haunt our nightmares and our dreams
Until the day we die!

Though it’s very dark,
I’m sure we’ll be okay.
But something touched my arm,
In a really creepy way!
We’re surrounded now,
There’s Zombies everywhere,
I’m so glad I thought to bring
A change of underwear!

Oh!
Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge,
We’re so glad you’re back!
We can’t wait to run and scream
And have a heart attack!

Oh!
Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge,
Scare us till we cry!
Haunt our nightmares and our dreams
Until the day we die!

Remember, nothing screams Christmas like a bloody corpse on a meathook!